On our route to work, Roomie and I pass many bus stops, but
only one is really worth mentioning.
This particular stop consists only of a sign, no overhang,
no bench. Just a pike in the ground. There is also no sidewalk. It's just
stuck in the curb. The only way to avoid standing in the street if you’re
waiting there is to wedge yourself into the overgrown bushes that have taken
over that little curb. And as this is situated on the side of a six lane road,
people seem to prefer to take their chances in the bushes than in the street.
This leads to another question: How do people get to this
stop? There only seem to be two possibilities. The first is playing a human
game of Frogger.
The second is cutting through the golf course, hopping the fence, and fighting
past the bramble to arrive at your public transportation pick-up spot of
choice. Neither of these seem ideal.
And then we come to the final mystery. Roomie and I are not
entirely consistent with what time we drive past this landmark (mostly due to
my inability to process five alarms and the length of time it takes me to
notice that the Roomie is pounding on my door). So, we’ve driven past it at a variety
of times. While there is often someone waiting patiently at that nearly hidden
pike, we have never once seen a bus on that street.
All of this evidence has led us to only one conclusion. This
is where the Knight
Bus picks up local wizards. That’s why we’ve never seen it and that’s why
all these folks can get to that precarious location.
It’s really the only thing that makes sense, though I’ll
admit to feeling a little hurt that there are wizards in the area and I’m not
one of them. But who knows, right? Maybe I’m just a late bloomer and one day
soon I’m just going to start apparating all over the place.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s the way it’s gonna go.
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