And the answer is, probably not....but maybe....hold strong, Johnson, hold strong....No. The answer is no. I don't need that.
Of course, there have been a few gems that will be truly hard to part with. For instance, this notebook from the late '90s:
I know what you're thinking, Of course, you can't throw out such a bitchin' ice cream cone notebook! And you're not wrong, but this little pad is so much more than that. It is a detailed, if poorly spelled, record of information vital to the survival of human culture.
I know what you're thinking, Of course, you can't throw out such a bitchin' ice cream cone notebook! And you're not wrong, but this little pad is so much more than that. It is a detailed, if poorly spelled, record of information vital to the survival of human culture.
Simple and to the point. Perfect for passing
information along to future generations.
Hopefully those future generations won't be so
dependent on spell-check that this mistake
makes the record indecipherable.
"Scruffy looking nerf herder" would have also
been acceptable.
I believe the descriptor here was meant to be
"Crafty." Unless "Crafy" is Bespin slang.
Listing a Wookie's age seems more likely to
make him angry than the whole beating
him at chess thing.
Cibor, huh? It's just....so....close.
He's a simpler fellow than that C-3PO guy.
Wow, Past Kelly, a "Spoiler Alert" would have
been nice.
Both objectivity and spelling took a bit of
a hit here.
It just seems like there may be more dashes
here than absolutely necessary.
Just for clarification purposes, Yoda's species
has always been listed as "unknown."
Don't know what this "Green Dwarf"
business is about.
Apparently the rage over these "jerks" manifests
in the devolution of spelling.
Nope, sorry. Scratch that last observation. Friend
or foe, spelling is clearly not a priority.
With the wisdom that comes with age, I can now
admit that perhaps Mr. Fett's story was a bit
less black and white than I originally thought.
As such, "jerk" might be a little bit strong.
That this descriptor was thought to be necessary
seems a bit speciesist. Just saying.
If you're wondering when Wedge got this mispelled
promotion (which you're not), Past Kelly was
just giving you a little taste of what the
extended universe has to offer.
Hence the inclusion of this one character who
appears only in the books.
The final proof that these insane ramblings were
not ultimately meant for me, but rather for some
studier of maniacal tendencies. Unless I thought
there was a chance I might forget I was indeed
female. Because the whole Star Wars thing
was clearly going to stick.
It just seemed wrong not to share these with you all. Where exactly would the justice be if you were not all informed of the kind of person you're cyber-hanging out with?
Also, if the anthropologist for whom I wrote this is out there and has been wondering why it's taken so long for these observations to see the light of day, I apologize deeply for the delay. Please let me know if you need further clarification on the aforementioned observations.
I will await your response.
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