Hey
Party People!
So,
I totally know what you've been thinking lately.
Man, John Travolta and Olivia Newton John are fresh! But there are only so many times I can watch Grease. It would be wicked if they'd done something else together.
It's
like I read your minds, right? No, I'm not psychic, this is just what everyone
thinks. Trust me.
So,
first things first, there is no such thing as watching Grease too many times. No. Such. Thing.
But,
I can still help you out.
Join
me in the viewing of the 1983 cinematic classic Two of a Kind*, starring
none other than Mr. Travolta and Ms. Newton John. And, of course, Gene Hackman
as the voice of God. Complete with edible sunglasses, bank robberies, a pair of
the goofiest gangsters I've ever seen, and enough time freezes to make Zack
Morris jealous, this is a film that is sure to make you sit up, take notice,
and think, Well....that was certainly a movie.
No,
this sadly isn't a musical. But, with the soundtrack being made up almost
entirely of Olivia Newton John songs, sometimes you'll think maybe it is.
In keeping with the righteous time frame of the
movie, the theme of the night will be the '80s. Appropriate threads are highly
encouraged. If you choose not to partake, you will totally be labeled grody to
the max. Just fair warning.
*Not to be confused with the Olsen
twins' late '90s TV show of the same name. The one thing this movie is sadly
missing is the hijinks of Mary-Kate and Ashley swapping identities.
Crackerjack dialogue to look forward to:
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"Two days!?! It took you
six days to create the world!"
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"Both of us will be out of
business if those two don't fall hopelessly in love!"
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"All I know is that the
place was flooded and then everyone started throwing food. That's all I
know."
For a Two of a Kind '80s Celebration of your very own, here's what you'll need:
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Spectacularly ‘80s outfit - think
neon, acid-washed, cropped sweatshirts, parachute pants. Thankfully, all of the
preceding suggestions work for men and women. Thank you ‘80s for the gender
neutrality of your bizarre stylings!
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Snacks - You can go the candy route
with some Razzles and Pop Rocks. Or maybe you just want to make something that
looks ‘80s-tastic. I favor the neon cake.
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Decorations – Throw a Slinky on the
end table, one of the Cabbage Patch Kids and a Glow Worm on the couch. Put a
couple of photos of your favorite stars up on the wall. Or more than a
couple….I certainly won’t judge.
Add
a few glow sticks and some gold lamé folderol? You’re good to go.
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A bitchin' sign of slang phrases from the chose decade. Just in
case, for some bizarre reason, your guests can't remember. (Gag me with a
spoon, right?)
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A group of retro
enthusiasts and/or Rubik's cube champions and/or individuals who can do the
dance from Saturday Night Fever whilst singing "Let's Get
Physical" and not miss a beat.
Now, I've gotta book, but I hope you have a totally awesome weekend!
People should use the word, "bitchin'" more. Nothing further.
ReplyDeleteI quite honestly don't think it's possible for me to agree with you more than I do at this moment.
DeleteLOL! Great post. Thanks for the chuckle. Now I have every Grease song playing in my head...
ReplyDeleteAt least you're not mentally singing Grease 2, right?
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